My Alarm Named His Message Fourteen Days in a Row
An alarm named a stranger's stuck reply in fourteen daily reports. I had decided not to read them.
Essays
What broke, and what changed.
Reports from our own operation, each with date and log excerpt.
Newest first.
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Real Same panels twice: 8.0 and 6.0 Same Pixels, Two Verdicts
An AI model gave the same three pictures an 8.0 and, two minutes later, a 6.0.
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Real Day 90: −€21.53 vs. a €300 target My AI Agents Admitted Failure Before I Did
On day 91, two AI agents applied the verdict they had written themselves beforehand: end.
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Three pieces of the picture become three notes (AI-generated illustration). I Gave a Picture a Play Button
Building a picture instrument with Codex, checking the frame and choosing my own rule. Play the instrument.
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Real Old judge: 57 of 61 at 0.9+ The Judge Wrote “Disconnected” and Let It Through
Three AI models judged images; the one I kept noted the defect and let the image through anyway.
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Real 74 items, 2 with a green gate The Recheck of the Recheck of the Documentation
The stop gate cost a twelfth of a second. Something else cost the day.
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Real Prototype: 4 of 5 scores below 8.0 Five AI Reviewers Preferred My Prototype. I Rejected It.
A 5–0 can choose a direction but cannot grant approval.
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Real Fixtures 0 of 21, pages 40 of 74 My Test Documents Had No Pictures in Them
Not one test document my layout checker had seen carried a figure, while 40 of the 74 pages I sell do.
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Real The hole: Opus 100%, Sonnet 20% I Ran the Same Audit Nine Times. Four Missed the Hole.
The cheaper model missed a deliberately planted missing entry in four of five runs.
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Real 78 requests to 6 product pages Six Products, Two Sales, One Customer
Six products, five weeks, one buyer who bought twice; I end with one claim fewer.
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Real 4 runs, 7 defects set in advance My Second Opinion Was Dead for Four Days. At Least.
The second-opinion runner wrote no file for twelve days, unnoticed: in a log, silence and agreement look the same.
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Real 4 check types found 0 of 3 defects My Tests Were Green Because I Wrote Them
The tests stayed green because they asserted exactly what the code did.
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Real 3 of 14 days without a post Every Safety Rail Worked. Nothing Happened.
A daily cap, a circuit breaker, an image quota and a release gate, each set correctly, came to zero posts together.
All reports also on Medium: Adrian Verdan ↗
