Dargel Solutions · Essays

What broke, and what changed.

Under the name Adrian Verdan, the publishing imprint of Dargel Solutions, we publish reports on our own automation — each one built on a specific failure, with the date, the log, and the change that followed. Every report is here in full; most are also on Medium. Free to read, no sign-up.

Overview

Newest first.

23 September 2026

The Judge Wrote "Disconnected" and Let It Through

Three AI models judged the images my social-media bot wanted to post. What their scores missed, what their notes caught, and the price of letting no bad image through.

Left: a render of stacked concrete-grey blocks with one lime-green face on a black grid, a white circle around a small grey piece beside the lime face, and a round magnifier showing that piece sticking out and attached to nothing. Right: three bars labelled matches the order 0.82, follows the style 0.85, free of defects 0.70, each extending past an orange threshold mark.
The piece the judge called “disconnected”, and its three scores above my thresholds. (Render: AI-generated illustration)

13 September 2026

The Recheck of the Recheck of the Documentation

An acceptance apparatus for AI coding agents spent four days checking itself. What the gate cost, what it caught, the door I built past my own gate, and what I switched off — every number from my own records.

Four nested frames labelled documentation, clean-up, re-check and re-check; inside the innermost frame a plan form with four fields reading FILL IN and the line: created 4 Sep 23:15, accepted by me 5 Sep 06:18, evidence: none.
One work item, four frames deep, and a plan nobody filled in.

30 August 2026

Five AI Reviewers Preferred My Prototype. I Rejected It.

Five repeated AI review runs unanimously preferred the more active film scene. Four also filed a Major; one of those reports exposed how the pictures made unresolved tasks disappear into an archive and called it progress. Why a 5–0 can choose a direction but cannot grant approval.

Five cream cards with dark checkmarks stand in a row against a petrol background; the front card buckles against an amber barrier. (AI-generated illustration)
Five preferences. One unmet acceptance rule. (AI-generated illustration)

30 August 2026

My Test Documents Had No Pictures in Them

Fifteen rules, 457 passing tests, 77 of 77 mutants killed — and not one test document my layout checker had ever seen carried a figure it could measure, while 40 of the 74 pages in the guides I sell do. A corpus written to make the tests pass measures the author, not the world.

Three-part diagram: a page from a guide, its measured fill of 59 percent against a 60 percent threshold, and breaklint's uncalibrated warning.
What a layout checker actually measures

17 August 2026

I Ran the Same Audit Nine Times. Four Missed the Hole.

Nine runs on three fixtures I wrote myself, same prompt, same morning — the only variable was the model. The cheaper model missed a deliberately planted missing entry in four of five runs; the expensive one caught it in four of four.

AI-generated illustration: a wall of archive compartments filled with index cards, one compartment empty and lit from behind
AI-generated illustration

11 August 2026

Six Products, Two Sales, One Customer

Six products, five weeks, and a single buyer who bought twice. Auditing my own website counters turned up one that was wrong — and a second that only surfaced because somebody else read the draft. I end with one claim fewer than I started.

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Almost black glass at night: two warm lampshades, each with a dimmer reflected double, above a long ledge. Nothing visible beyond. (AI-generated illustration)
AI-generated illustration

3 August 2026

My Tests Were Green Because I Wrote Them

An adapter read camelCase while the interface delivered snake_case. The tests stayed green because they asserted exactly what the code did. The report sets out the signs of a check that only measures its own assumption.

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A steel stylus lowered onto a mirrored plate, meeting only its own reflection (AI-generated illustration)
AI-generated illustration

1 August 2026

Every Safety Rail Worked. Nothing Happened.

From 23 to 28 July our marketing bot published almost nothing: three zero days on the 23rd, 27th and 28th, with three, two and one post on the days in between. No crash, no error message — on those zero days a daily cap, a circuit breaker, an image quota and a release gate, each set correctly on its own, came to zero together. The report works out the combined capacity.

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Halted conveyor line in a dark machine hall, all status lamps green (AI-generated illustration)
AI-generated illustration

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